Blague sur GW Bush

21.12.2002, 09:17 Blague sur George Bush

George Bush / Security consultant Condi

Citation(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

switched4ever

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21.12.2002, 11:09 pk vous metez pas la traduction parce que moije compren rien la carodeDIGI

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21.12.2002, 16:21 : lol

Elle est bien bonne dihap

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21.12.2002, 20:28 caro , tu veux dire que je dois me faire c***r à tout traduire pour TOI? : lol

je ris jaune!!! : lol

switched4ever

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21.12.2002, 22:08 comme on sait que tu l'aimes bien ca devrai pas te poser de probléme : lol

mumuri cinemona.com

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22.12.2002, 19:22 lol

elle est excellente

caro la traduire ça sert a rien, la blague ne marcherait plus

en gros c on dit a bush que hu est le nouveau chef de la chine lui comprent "qui" et demande who (qui en anglais)

puis il veut tel a l'onu (a koffi hannan) et le mec lui dit koffi et busj comprend coffie (café)

voila c mal expliqué mais c tout

Bigraph

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22.12.2002, 20:18 elle a qu'a étudier!!: lol

switched4ever

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22.12.2002, 20:38 en plus elle part au state en février fodrait peut etre qu'elle commence a bosser mumuri cinemona.com

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22.12.2002, 21:12 quelle nanarde!!!!: lol

:D :D :D switched4ever

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22.12.2002, 23:47 elle vous ennuye tant que ça que vous l'envoyez si loin : lol

Bigraph

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23.12.2002, 14:39 elle va rejoindre ma soeur avec mes parents mumuri cinemona.com

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27.12.2002, 10:39 elle sait meme pas demander un double big mic mac fat double cheese double ham burger!!! : lol

switched4ever

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27.12.2002, 13:22 c ton petit dej mumuri cinemona.com

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27.12.2002, 18:37 non mon ptit dej c'est des double sugar chocolate fat fat donuts brownies!! : lol

switched4ever

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28.12.2002, 15:39 : lol

il (bush) parait kil a faillit mourir en s'etoufant avec...... un bretzel : lol

Philippe-Dugeon

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28.12.2002, 19:11 ah ouais , c vrai , c marrant ca!!!: lol

hahahahha je me marre , j'suis dingue!

wouuuuuuuuuuuuuououou hahaha :eek :eek :eek :evil :evil

vive la :smokin ouaéééééééééééééééééééééééééé !!! hahhahaha

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